"Come a little closer."There is a dark and foreboding place where few men dare tread, and where those who do tread speak with indecipherable accents. A place that will rape your Christian soul and be left unquenched, sitting there silently... taunting your soul's now-swollen asshole with its maddening silence - where is your God now?! There's no way that such a hellish, fiendish nexus of putrid rot and agony could exist! Well, it does, and that place is none other than the continent of Australia.
But Australia, some say? Not the home of Kangaroos and Crocodile Dundee! Not the merry, magical land of Fosters beer fountains, Koalas, and effeminate metrosexual fashion that would make Brad Pitt blush.
Thou foul. Thou art deceived by wicked, impure forces! Thou art seduced by dark conjurers whose words are as laced with poison as your beloved Koala's eucalyptus leaves.
A must to read it all here you go http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.htmlCant stop laughing me hehe :-)
4 comments:
for a moment, I thought you had written that intro...I might have asked...what have you been smoking, darling?! ;DDD
hey, Australia, where the English sent ye tae dee; and now you've made it a world's destination tourist spot, laugh all the way to the bank, baby!!! ;)))
His Girl Friday
No didn't write it myself LMAO wish I had though haha!
Don't need the funny smokes me, enough people here smoke it and other things.
Don't know about laugh all the way to the bank Only ones here that do are the politicians and the rich business people lol
Thank goodness for the convicts then eh :-)
but you have to admit, what was for convicts...is now a very neat place!! (with shortcomings, but what country doesn't have them?! :))
Neat place!! Emm
shortcomings yes very much so
Yes most countries would have them but to the same extent I don't know :-(
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